Besides, I think it's been a good 48 hours since I've featured so aspect of the Whedonverse so...
All quotes belong to Wash unless otherwise noted.
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From Serenity (the intended pilot, not the movie)
Zoe: I know something ain't right.
Wash: Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.
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From Jaynestown
—We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero!
From War Stories
—Hey, I've been in a firefight before. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired...from a fry-cook opportunity.
—She's terse. I can be terse. Once, in flight school, I was laconic.
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From Objects in Space
Wash: Little River gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next?
Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in her hair. It's a toss-up.
Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot and we all don't die from it.
Jayne: Anyone remember her coming at me with a butcher's knife?
Wash: Wacky fun.
Jayne: You wanna go, little man?
Wash: Only if it's some place with candlelight.
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From Serenity (the big damn movie)
Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define interesting.
Wash: Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
—I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
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And, last, but not least, I leave you with this video...