That said, let the ranting begin...
I NEED A DAY OFF.
End rant.
No, really. That's it. And that's not me saying I'm the only one who could use a day off; I'm sure we all could use a day off. That's just me saying out loud that I need a day off. I had a crappy week last week and this week isn't shaping up to be much better and I need a day off. Preferably before I smack my new co-workers silly.
Like this...
Or this...
Until next time, all. Unless, of course, I snap and end up in jail. Which won't happen. Probably. May we all have a nice stretch of days off in the very near future!